Kuroshitsuji: Book of the Atlantic Leaked Script

= A Brief Explanation =

So I was an intern at A-1 Pictures working on the new Kuroshitsuji movie. The following is a piece of the script that I managed to salvage and smuggle out of the building following a tragic blender accident. So get hyped because everyone's favorite absolutely fabulous nobleman and sexy demon butler combo is back!

= Completely Accurate Translation I Swear =

[The scene starts in Ciel's study with Sebastian entering through the door]
Sebastian: Master, I'm sorry to interrupt you but Lady Elizabeth will be arriving at noon.
[Ciel sighs and face palms]
Ciel: Why do I have to keep pretending like I'm actually going to marry Elizabeth, everyone knows that you and I are the one true couple here.
Sebastian: That my be true, but you still have to spend time with her.
[Sebastian begins to pour tea as the camera pans towards a dark corner of the room. A shape emerges from the shadows, revealing itself to be Sonic Exe]
Sonic Exe: I'm sorry to barge in like this, but Ciel and I need to have a little chat.
[Ciel gives a quick glance towards Sonic Exe looking unimpressed before staring back at his tea]
Ciel: Oh it's you, how's Trollpasta been treating you?
Sonic Exe: Sh-Shut up! You and I are going to play hide and seek right now!
Ciel: Sebastian, this is an order. Show this wannabe demon how we deal with fakers!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
(The rest of the script is too badly burnt to be read.)